What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the most popular genre for writing? Are there any differences in sales between different genres?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Unacceptable again!

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

share office space ...

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Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Why do you think there is growing support for far-right parties in Europe?

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading